Jesus Says

I sometimes get a little tired of people telling me that the only hope for someone who believes in a life after this one condemns them to hell on principle. There are plenty of messages of hope in shapes ranging from crosses to stars and sizes all the way from Ghandi to Buddha. Those are fabulous, and I have no beef with them.

People like sex. If your god doesn't like that, he's gonna be awfully lonely for a real long time.