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I sometimes get a little tired of people telling me that the only hope for someone who believes in a life after this one condemns them to hell on principle. There are plenty of messages of hope in shapes ranging from crosses to stars and sizes all the way from Ghandi to Buddha. Those are fabulous, and I have no beef with them.

People like sex. If your god doesn't like that, he's gonna be awfully lonely for a real long time.
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~Hana-Maehata:iconHana-Maehata: May 10, 2008, 10:05:14 PM
I was talking with a friend who happens to believe in Jesus Christ.

She told me (while we were discussing stories) that, actually, you don't get into heaven for being a good person-you get into heaven if you believe in Christ.

I certainly hope that's a bunch of blasphemy! D:

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*kagkur-fans
~Sephiroth617:iconSephiroth617: May 10, 2008, 10:11:04 PM
very true...
also: if youre jesus and you know it
clap your hands

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I see... a city...
~SaviorsOfMan~CthulhuCult
~Spiderwriter:iconSpiderwriter: May 10, 2008, 10:14:25 PM
*starts to clap*

waaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinute...

*snaps fingers*

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The world is a fuzzy place.

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~Spiderwriter:iconSpiderwriter: May 10, 2008, 10:20:37 PM
Some scholars interpret scripture in different ways, and there's a lot of debate on whether it takes one, the other, or both.

I would just ask if you can be damned to Hell if you don't believe in it.

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~Roy-Fan-33:iconRoy-Fan-33: May 10, 2008, 10:31:36 PM
:lmao: Holy shit, this was laugh out loud funny! You just made my eveningg again!

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~.::Fuck the fucking fuckers to fucking hell::.~

:flame:"Roy Mustang. Rank: Colonel. And one more thing. I'm the "Flame Alchemist." Don't forget that." :flame: And thus, another fangirl was born.

I’m horny for Halo… Mmmm, Halo…
~Spiderwriter:iconSpiderwriter: May 10, 2008, 10:38:38 PM
I'm on a roll! *smile* You just keep telling me when I do something right, and don't forget to slap me upside my head if I start slacking.

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~NanoElite666:iconNanoElite666: May 10, 2008, 10:46:52 PM
This is why I don't listen to what Jesus tells me. I like what I tell me better. :D

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The other day upon the stair,
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today,
Oh how I wish he'd go away.

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100% of people who read this signature will die. Beat that Internet.
~Spiderwriter:iconSpiderwriter: May 10, 2008, 10:57:28 PM
W.W.M.D.

World Wide Medical Doctor?

Wild and Wacky Metal Detector?

Ah... What Would Matthew Do!

It's questions like these that keep philosophers and psychologists up at night.

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The world is a fuzzy place.

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~Roy-Fan-33:iconRoy-Fan-33: May 10, 2008, 11:56:56 PM
o.o Do I have to slap you?

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~.::Fuck the fucking fuckers to fucking hell::.~

:flame:"Roy Mustang. Rank: Colonel. And one more thing. I'm the "Flame Alchemist." Don't forget that." :flame: And thus, another fangirl was born.

I’m horny for Halo… Mmmm, Halo…
~Spiderwriter:iconSpiderwriter: May 11, 2008, 7:35:34 AM
Trust me, it's all kinds of fun. You'll start wanting to do it all the time once you try it, and I'll constantly be shouting at you to cut it out.

Great fun.

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The world is a fuzzy place.

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